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The Vandals - My First Christmas (as a Woman)

from Punk Rock is Your Friend by Kung Fu Records

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    1 –Audio Karate Senior Year 3:31
    2 –Audio Karate Betrayed 3:28
    3 –Ozma The Business Of Getting Down 4:54
    4 –Ozma The Ups And Downs 2:48
    5 –Tsunami Bomb Roundabout 3:04
    6 –Tsunami Bomb No One's Looking 2:41
    7 –The Vandals I'm Black 2:50
    8 –The Vandals My First Christmas (As A Woman) 2:40
    9 –Antifreeze Birthday Weekend 3:47
    10 –Antifreeze Bankruptcy 3:57
    11 –Useless I.D.* Jukebox 86 2:32
    12 –Useless I.D.* No Time For Me To Be A Teenager 2:51
    13 –Mi6 (2) Weight Of The World 3:30
    14 –Mi6 (2) Jeff Brown 2:57
    15 –No Use For A Name Not Your Savior (Live) 3:29
    16 –The Ataris Make It Last 1:39
    17 –The Ataris Are We There Yet? (Live) 1:36
    Video1 –The Ataris Teenage Riot 3:00
    Video2 –Ozma Domino Effect 3:25
    Video3 –Useless I.D.* No Time For Me To Be A Teenager 2:48
    Video4 –Antifreeze Ordinary 3:17
    Video5 –No Artist Fear Of A Punk Planet (Trailer) 1:25
    Video6 –No Artist That Darn Punk (Trailer) 1:44

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With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men or basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing.

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time,
'cause it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
for a guy who could love a girl like me.

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me.

I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman.

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me.
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...

Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
to be a post operation transsexual.
now I'm a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time,
'cause it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

'cause I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

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from Punk Rock is Your Friend, released June 24, 2014

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Kung Fu Records California

KUNG FU RECORDS was founded in 1996 by the bass player and guitarist for THE VANDALS The label soon grew to include releases by BLINK 182, THE ATARIS, TSUNAMI BOMB, BIGWIG, KENNETH KEITH KALLENBACH, AUDIO KARATE and THE VANDALS themselves.


Kung Fu Records, a Division Of Cleopatra Records, Inc.
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